Benjamin "Cameron Jacket" Hess has graciously been asked to tell a few things about himself for the purposes of "Public Relations" or "Posterity" or something like that. He utterly refuses and will instead stall for a while by reading a few lines of poetry by M. Webster
                                
                              a or A (a) n., pl. a's, A's (az) the first letter of the
                                 English alphabet
                              a (e; stressed, a) adj., indefinite article [[< AN]] 1
                                 one; one sort of  2 each; any one ---prep. per [ once
                                 a day]  Before words beginning with a consonant
                                 sound, a is used [ a child, a home, a uniform ] See
                                 AN
 
Thank you. Benjamin "Cameron Jacket" Hess is a bewildered English and Education major that really wants to teach English at his old High School and really show 'em how it's done. He enjoys several activities, a few hobbies, and more than a couple diversions, with an extracirricular or two in there for good measure. Among these are Improv and the legitimate stage, which he got into and onto, respectively in High School, thanks to the urgings of one friend, two teachers, and three family members; all told. His Theater career is not important, but his Improv career began as a player in IMPROV. ANONYMOUS, Wayland Union High School's first (and only) improv troupe. Now that Benjamin "Cameron Jacket" Hess knows how improv is REALLY done, he wants to go back and teach the youngsters what's what. And he will. He also enjoys reading books that make him seem really really smart, pretending that he knows any language other than English with any fluency, and outdated (or outmoded) vernacular. He also dabbles in puns, revels in playing really nerdy games (Twilight Imperium, anyone?) He also likes to ramble on and on and on whenever someone wants him to do a bio for a play or something. He has a few funny anecdotes that would probably go really good here, but can't remember any. Oh wait. Here's one: Okay, so you know how sometimes in College nobody gets to know your last name because it just never comes up like that often and so you're just known by your first name? Well, one time Benjamin Hess was being decided upon; that is, whether or not he would be allowed into a certain group of select (awexome) individuals. Well, nobody knew his last name and therefore, couldn't contact him with the good news that Benjamin-that-kid-who-always-shows-up-in-a-brown-jacket-and-who-kinda-reminds-me-of-Cameron-from-Ferris Bueller's Day Off was accepted into this group. He would like to keep his favorite brown jacket forever but realizes that this is perhaps an impossibility. He shall have to train a new jacket to serve in its place after the ceremonial burning. (nobody is invited)

Ben Hess (Spring 2009- Present) joined wheatonIMPROV as a workshopper and is a member of Post Script Ambiguity (Fall 2008), wheatonIMPROV's first troupe made of entirely of workshop graduates