Jeremy Heuslein was stuck on this backwater planet when his time-and-space ship broke down and was then used as a tourist attraction in downtown Chicago. You may know it as "Cloudgate" or "The Bean." To him, it is home. He is attempting to use the creative power of wheatonImprov to harness the Universal Will to Become (UWB) in order to restore it to full operating capacity. Also, he is looking for a creative trio of blood-relatives to sacrifice in order to restore the tri-fluxator. If you know of any, please contact.

When traveling through time and space, Jeremy enjoys meeting new people, seeing new places, solving* existential problems, and running. His favorite planet he has visited as been one where there were no doors (ever), making for an interesting display of community, ownership, and private space. He enjoys traveling with a friend or two and positions are open. If interested, please contact**.

Having traveled through time and space, he already knows what he will be when he grows up. Nothing. Jeremy does not grow up. In his twenty-third year, he discovers Neverland after restoring power to his ship. Peter Pan, Wendy, and Jeremy then enjoy a smashing good time fighting pirates, floosies, and the occasional alien menace***.

* Read as "inventing".
** Background checks required.
*** Neverland stands on a rift in time, therefore enjoying^ the flotsam of the universe.

^ Read as "dealing with".

Jeremy Heuslein (Spring 2010 - Present) joined wheatonIMPROV as a workshopper and is a member of Post Script Ambiguity (Fall 2008), wheatonIMPROV's first troupe made of entirely of workshop graduates