Rachel "Alsdorf" Alsdorf burst onto the Wheaton Improv scene in the Spring of 2006, in full technicolor with surround sound. She hails from the LoneStar state, which is the prettiest way to refer to Texas. An English Writing major, Alsdorf also enjoys text-based theater, and changing her hair every few months to throw the Finnish Mafia off her trail.*

*Some names and dates have been changed for the sake of Miss Alsdorf's safety.**

**This is not true, really.***

***Sources prove there is no official Finnish Mafia.****

****Wikipedia, May 22, 2007

Rachel Alsdorf (Spring 2006 - Fall 2007) joined wheatonIMPROV in Spring 2006.  After a quad of training, she became a founding member of the performance troupe Third Wheel.  She practiced and performed with Third Wheel until it disbanded at the end of Fall 2006.  Since Spring 2007 Rachel has performed with Faux Posse, WheatonIMPROV's current performance troupe, of which she was a founding member.  Rachel has also currently serves as the club’s chaplain, which is surprising considering all the filthy lies in her bio.