Strength: 14
Dexterity: 11
Constitution: 12 
Intelligence: 17
Wisdom: 13
Charisma: 13

Brandon "Skizzle" Cheney, genius in his own right and humblest man in all of Israel*, graduated in 2003 from Richwoods High School in Peoria, IL, where he was valedictorian and president of at least five extracurricular clubs.  If college made him smarter in one respect, it taught him that if he were going to work himself to death, he might as well get paid a decent wage for it.  Over the course of his matriculation at Wheaton he began trading off extracurriculars for jobs, and by graduation he had five well-paying part-time jobs under his belt.

In his second week of college, while living on T6, Brandon earned the nickname "Skizzle" by virtue of his proclivity at card-playing, believe it or not.  He joined Catch-21 at the beginning of his sophomore year--along with former President Jeff Arterburn and fellow I.F. member Stephen Hampton--and by January 2005 had been accepted into Imaginary Friends.  He was Wheaton Improv's first Business Manager under the revised Constitution, a position he held proudly and without much controversy until retiring two years later.
 
Brandon's best lines include, "Come on everybody, grab a bucket!"  "Idaho is like a foreign country"  and "Who's that harpie sitting in your dead brother's chair?"  He graduated summa cum laude in May 2007 with an Integrated Double Major in Business/Economics and Bible/Theology, and with a Minor in Spanish. He is currently a law student at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.

*Brandon is not Jewish.

Brandon "Skizzle" Cheney (Fall 2004 - Spring 2007) performed with Imaginary Friends for two and a half years.