Steve ain't no disco! He ain't no country club neither!  Steve's a creep;
Steve's a winner.  Steve is centrifugal motion; Steve is perpetual bliss.  When
Steve's out walking, Steve struts his stuff.

That's Steve in the corner.  That's Steve in the spotlight. In Steve's head,
they are fighting: with their tanks, and their Steve, and their Steve, and their
guns.  Steve has two turntables and a microphone--but where have all the cowboys gone?

Hey now, hey now!  Don't dream Steve's over!  It's the end of the world as Steve knows it, but Steve feels fine.  Steve has one hand in his pocket and the other one is hailing a taxi cab.

Steve Slagg (Spring 2006 - Spring 2009) joined the performance troupe Third Wheel halfway through the Fall 2006 semester, after three quads on the training troupe Catch-21.  After Third Wheel disbanded a quad later, Steve went on to be a founding member of the current performance troupe, Faux Posse, with which he has performed since Spring 2007.  He has in the past served as the club’s technical manager and President.